PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then